Around here peanut butter is always of plentiful supply. I stopped buying smaller jars and we just buy the giant canisters now. Usually, a peanut butter sandwich request is accompanied with a short round of "peanut butter jelly time." Usually, he will substitute jelly with whatever co-condiment he would like. For instance peanut butter chocolate time (nutella) or honey etc.
He then will tell you he wants two sandwiches. This means, it MUST be cut in half. Now if you were thinking you could rip it? Don't let him see. Perhaps you would prefer to use a spoon to spread the pea-nutty goodness on your tasty bread. You can forget about that. Your efforts will be useless and he will refuse to eat such garbage. I know you were unaware, but Colt's style of peanut butter sandwich is only of the highest quality,and if it's not, he will just make it himself.
It's almost heartbreaking to dig into this perfection.